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String them along a mantel, a bookshelf, a stair rail, or wherever you need a little haunted ambiance and zero effort — they do the mood-setting, you do the sitting there looking effortlessly spooky-chic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAre they tasteful? Debatable. Are they exactly tacky enough to be perfect? Absolutely. That's the whole bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e10 fabric ghosts on a battery-powered LED strand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, warm-white glow — spooky without the interrogation-room lighting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8 lighting modes plus dimming, controlled with the included remote — because even ghosts have moods\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBattery pack tucked discreetly at one end, no outlet required (3 AA batteries not included)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and easy to drape anywhere: shelf, banister, window, or headboard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8ft long with 11in leading cord from battery pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBasic string lights just sit there. 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