plonked-peach Posh Potato Blanket

let’s be honest: some days are for conquering the world, and other days are for conquering ten seasons of a show in a single sitting. the plonked peach posh potato blanket was designed for the latter.

featuring a sophisticated palette of soft pinks, deep mulberry, and the cutest peaches, this blanket doesn't just sit on your couch—it makes a statement. that statement is: "I have taste, I have a fantasy romance novel with a questionable cover, and I have absolutely nowhere else to be."

• 78 in L x 60 in W
• heavy-weight (5 lbs. 6 oz.)
• cozy and oh-so-soft
• perfect for everyday use
• machine wash
• imported

why it’s the pick of the patch:

• ridiculously warm: engineered for those who are perpetually cold and refuse to compromise. with sherpa layer and felt jacquard, it’s thick enough to keep you toasted, but soft enough to feel like a cloud is giving you a hug.
• the "plonk" factor: specifically weighted to help you transition from "productive member of society" to "permanent sofa fixture" the moment you hit the cushions.
• fur-baby approved: large enough to accommodate a full-scale cuddle puddle. Whether you have a cat that thinks it’s a king or a dog that thinks it’s a scarf, there is plenty of room for your assistants in idleness.
• guilt-free aesthetics: the vibrant pinks and rich mulberry tones make this the cutest way to disappear from your responsibilities. It’s not "slacking" if you look this good doing it.

the Posh Potato collection

at drollery, we believe that "lazy" is just another word for "efficiently conserving energy."

our Posh Potato blankets are a tribute to the art of the high-end slump. these aren't just blankets; they are plush, oversized invitations to cancel your plans, ignore your notifications, and lean into your true identity as a sedentary masterpiece.

• local company & shipped from Idaho: what's better than a blanket from Idaho that represents our tuberous vegetable star? go ahead and make fun of us, remember that the next time you eat any form of "potato".
• embrace being a couch potato: life is hard, some days are easier than others, and there is nothing better than a relaxing night or entire day on the couch (we don't judge).
• the right size: our owner is 6'1 and so tired of blankets either not covering the top or the tootsies. these blankets are 78 in long x 60 in wide - plenty of blanket to be cozy.

it's time to go big and stay home.